flip side

…of spending too much time online:

“Thinking everyone in real life also thinks you’re funny, cool and exceptionally brilliant.”

Funny? NOT!

We bloggers are so royally perfectly spoilt! I mean, really, enjoying real life is becoming unbearably and ridiculously a burden, especially more so when folks around you are extremely cautious of their smiles, like there was the Grand Famine and they were stocking up on every little muscle that ought to twitch, or like me eating teeny small baby teaspoons of imported mom’s avakaya coz it has to last a year at least..

….and don’t even get me started on their sense of humor, or the lack there of…


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21 replies on “flip side”
  1. says: some body


    “like there was the Grand Famine and they were stocking up on every little muscle that ought to twitch,…”

    i’ll go with the great famine theory, especially after today’s visit to the local desi store.

    i swear, prices of wheat and rice have doubled since the last time we were there, not more than a couple of months ago.

    online, we can sate ourselves with a glance at the bhels! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    – s.b.

  2. says: Nandita

    Very very true…the worst would have to be when you crack what you believe is an extremely clever witty joke and nobody gets it. I feel almost a life saving moment has occured when one person in the room gets it. Then I feel like we form an elite club of intellectually humourous ppl. Ok. I agree. I am spoilt.

  3. says: rads

    gds: Totally! It’s all situational. Guards are down here, so you are free to say whatever and then scoot! ๐Ÿ˜€

    Nandita: I so hear ya! I think it’s safe to say we live in a world of our own, where camaraderie is our blogright ๐Ÿ˜‰
    It’s been such a long while seeing you here, all good?

    SK: ๐Ÿ™‚

    CW: lol, I am as transparent as they come. After awhile there’s nothing much left to see and folks lose interest. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Kiddo: O nothing, a few and then I wrote a mail to a “real” person in my usual tone with a generous sprinkling of smiles, and I get a curt professional sounding reply back. *sigh. People really have issues becoming friends. ๐Ÿ™‚ Real ones I mean..

  4. says: rads

    wtaurus: So do you smile and say hi to strangers too? ๐Ÿ˜›

    pavan: I like that line, you oughta get a bumper sticker made ๐Ÿ˜›

    Pilgrim: Well, coz you are an online jack-in-the-box, thats why! :p

  5. says: Pavan

    maybe the reason being that we choose our online friends because we connected with their thoughts/humor whereas in real life we realize the fact (or sad truth) after we start the relation?

  6. says: rads

    Pavan: Didn’t really plan on making this a serious thought-provoking post, was more of a fun thing, but apparently it sounds more senti or serious than fun.
    [*note to self* – Do not please ever ever try your hand at dry humor, you suck]

    It’s a good thought tho, maybe a post on it is due ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. says: Pavan

    ayyo, I got the comic part of your post, but I was just trying to look deeper.. as I said, it was something that I had thought of some days back ๐Ÿ™‚ bad that I came out all serious like that guy in ur email reference ๐Ÿ˜€ (wait, was it me? dont tell me!)

  8. Hey, I thought I had commented! Those wordpress guys! Now my immortal words are lost for ever. Future generations will not be able to benefit from the pearls of wisdom they contained. Not to worry. I will repeat them from memory.

    Do not play ‘catch’ with your sons when your wife has laid out her best crockery.

    Oops, wrong comment!

    My comment was, Rads, I cannot believe you don’t have everyone at work and home in splits all the time.

  9. says: rads

    Naren: LOL, See, you need to be teleported into real life, would save me some face at least!

    Pavan: hehe, you couldn’t even if you tried ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. says: wickedtaurus

    ๐Ÿ™‚ i do mostly er..maybe not to strangers around the oklahoma vicinity…that would call for trouble ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. says: Nandita

    @rads: Am gonna pretend that wasn’t just a polite enquiry and actually bore you with details:
    1) Was going trough quarterly “existential angst” phase in life
    2) Having a whale of a family life with all the cousins down from the US
    3) Was sick & on bed rest at folks place (and hence with no internet access) for 15 days in feb
    None of which are excuse for missing ur blog.
    But will a “glad to be back” suffice?

  12. says: rads

    Nandita: Ouch! *hug, Hope you feeling better. Of course all those are reasons and not excuses. Take care now ๐Ÿ™‚

    WT: lol ๐Ÿ™‚

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