You know how everyone, the world, the books, the scientists, the SNL folks and CNN included claim that the female gender is difficult to read? That they just don’t get what a woman thinks or says? I protest.
Women are easy to read.
Men on the other hand are the most puzzling creatures on earth. I’d go so far as the universe, but that would be dramatic. You’d think, feed them in a couple of different ways, and they’d cuddle in your lap like sweet adorable pups?
Or am I the only moron around?
It’s alright, be brave, give it to me.