george’s 2 cents on life and death

George Costanza’s Words of Wisdom and I quote –

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death? What’s that, a bonus?! I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day! You work 40 years till you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol and you party and you get ready for High School. You then go to primary school, become a kid, play and have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating in luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen! “

I like it!