Women: Don’t offer to rub the guy’s back. He doesn’t care. If you want your husband to rub your back, ask. If he refuses, you at least have the power to nag him till the very end.
Men: Take a hint! No woman wants to rub your back. Not even the wife. So if there’s an offer that sounds weird, strange, or too good to be true, look again. It’s a Trojan horse.
For all women who haven’t asked and gotten a back rub: What do you feed the man?
For all women who’ve asked and gotten a back rub: O shut up already!!
For all women who’ve asked and have been refused: Go to the spa and spend that $70. They do a better job anyway and you know the best part? The masseur does not expect fireworks after.
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